Ash Wednesday! PLAYin with Myself Part 2

Ash Catcher

New year 2021! All new Ash Interviews good good! I am so excited to see what this year brings! 

1. Who performs the most random acts of kindness out of everyone you know? My Co-worker, Amanda. 
2. Who sent the last text message you received? I don't text much. But it was a work thread. 
3. Who was the last person you ate dinner with? My roommates. We made sushi for my brother's birthday. 
4. Who was your first Boyfriend/Girlfriend? John McCuen, I should have never dated someone who was 22 when I was 16 years old. That was my bad. My first girlfriend's name was Rachel. 6 years on and off.   
5. Who was your first Celebrity crush?James Franco, and any other Franco. 
6. Who was your first friend in college? I did my gen Eds at Community. That show is nothing like what community college is like, so I feel ripped off. 
7. Who would you tell first if you found a dead body in your garden? I wouldn’t, keep that shit on wraps, chances are I put it there. 
8. What is your idea of special time together? Cooking dinner, I know I am boring and throwing on some vinyl. 
9. What is your most embarrassing moment? I was in Kindergarten and ODed on whipped cream during an Ice Cream Social at our school Library. I’ll never forget that. 
10. What is your most used swear word? Get Fucked. 
11. What is your star sign?  I am a Cancer. 
12. What is something that amazes you? I am amazed by squirrels. They are so freaking skittish. 
13. What is an ideal first date for you? Ironically it is grabbing coffee, and going for a walk. 
14. What is at the top of your bucket list? To travel to all 7 continents. 
15. What is something you look for in a partner? HONESTY, and COMMUNICATION. If you wanna say something, fucking say it. I am a very blunt person, but I only invest my time into people who are worth it to me. 
16. What is the name of your first pet? His name is Fernando, he was my dog growing up as a kid. 
17. What scares you about aging? Having to be the age where you need to pick out a night cream. I see you 30.  
18. How difficult is it for you to be honest, even when your words may be hurtful or unpopular? I am blunt as fuck and I encourage others to do the same. 
19. How difficult is it for you to forgive someone who refuses to apologize? My brother mentioned to me the other day that I don't forgive anyone, and he would be correct on that. I don't forgive, and I never forget. 
20. How far away from your birthplace do you live now? In a few hrs. I was born in New York. 
21. How has your birth order/characteristics of siblings affected you? I am the oldest so enough said. 
22. How many Boyfriends/Girlfriends have you had? I have had 6 boyfriends, and 1 girlfriend. John, Connor, ( T2 anyone) Darren, Martin, Kevin, and Shane. Apparently I date a lot of introverted guys because they seem to prioritize call of duty over my ability to achieve an orgasm. 
23. How many countries have you been to? 5. 
24. How many oceans have you swum in? 2 but not so much oceans, rather than seas. 
25. How many pairs of shoes do you currently own? Oooooh  I feel attacked. I have a lot of shoes.  I never got over that platform heel phase. 
26. How many relationships have you been in? 7 total. 6 boyfriends and 1 girlfriend. Is that alot? This is the second time this question has presented itself. 
27. How many rings before you answer the phone? I actually don't answer the phone ever. 
28. How many tattoos do you have? 13. I want another soon. 
29. How old do you think you’ll be when you get married? I am not sure, I really hate people lately. 
30. How old were you when you found out that Santa wasn’t real? Think I was like 3 or something. I moved on pretty quickly and was more upset about the tooth fairy not being real. 
31. How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike? I was 6, and then again at 27. 
32. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? TJ MAXX. 
33. Would you ever consider living abroad? 100% I would do anything to get out of the country. Dead, or Alive. 
34. How many days could you last in solitary confinement? Leggo, and I'll let you know. 
35. Have you forgiven yourself for past personal failures? Why or why not? I am really rough on myself, so I would probably be self loathing and demand more from myself. 
36. Have you ever suffered a fracture? Yes my left ankle. 
37. Have you ever dated two people at a time? I have and it didn’t work out too well, it was in college. 
38. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant? No ew. 
39. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike? Yes, I had a phase, again in college.
40. Have you ever taken self-defense lessons? I have taken Krav Maga for over 5 years. 
41. Have you ever visited a country outside your continent? Yes I loved Europe. I am banking to visit Australia, or Asia soon. 
42. Have you ever won a trophy or an award? What was it for? Those participation awards in middle school gyms. 
43. Have you read any of the Harry Potter, Hunger Games or Twilight series? Which one is your favorite? I read two out of three of those. I like to read. 
44. At what age did you go on your first date? I was 15. It turns out I didn’t know it was a date until after it happened I felt cheated. 
45. After a breakup, would you rather be alone or be surrounded by friends? I like to be alone, but I will reach out to my friends. 
46. What female celebrity do you wish was your sister?  I wouldn’t want a sister. 
47. What flavor of tea do you enjoy? I fuck hard with Matcha. 
48. What is a strange occurrence you’ve experienced but have never (or rarely) shared with anyone? A lot of weird paranormal stuff happens to me. 
49. What is one thing you’d rather pay someone to do than do yourself? Why? Change my oil, I hate doing that stuff myself. 
50. What is the first amusement park you’ve been to? Hershey Park, I was 6 and lost my first tooth on the way there eating a happy meal. I was terrified and thought all Hamburgers housed human dental remains. 
51. What is the last compliment you got? Someone complimented my eyes the other day. 
52. What is the most boring movie you’ve watched? The Counselor, with Michel Fastbender, I actually walked out of the theater. 
53. What is the scariest movie you’ve watched? Idk I love scary tho, so prob a lot. I love any Rob Zombie movie. 
54. What is the worst grade you got on a test? I’ve failed a few back in my day. 
55. What is your reaction towards people who are outspoken about their beliefs? What conditions cause you to dislike or, conversely, enjoy talking with them? I hate politics, I really have to choose between two white straight men to dictate how the next 4 years of my life will end up. FUCK THAT. I am not saying I am above politics, but I think it is the stupidest fucking thing to come out of the human race. 
56. What is the farthest-away place you’ve been? Italy was pretty far. 
57. What is under your bed? Storage Bins, I have a lot of clothes. 
58. What is on the walls of the room you are in? I am in my room, so it's a lot of art work, I tried to get art that portrays the city I am currently living in. 
59. What is one guilty pleasure you enjoy too much to give up? Coffee, and Cigarettes. I don't smoke them alot anymore but I love cloves. 
60. What is something about yourself that you hope will change, but probably never will? The ability to look at others as human, and forgive them for their mistakes. But fat chance. 
61. Where do you buy your jeans? I thrift. 
62. Where were you on Valentine’s Day? I took myself out last year at my favorite place, a guy ended up playing guitar for me. It was super cute. 
63. Where would you want to retire? The beach. 
64. What is something you are gifted at? I am good at drawing apparently. 
65. What is something you wish you were gifted at doing? I wish I was good at gymnastics. 
66. What is the best compliment you have ever received? You have a cool vibe. 
67. What is the first movie you remember seeing? The Lion King. 
68. What is the first thing you do when you get home? I take off my shoes. I think everyone should do that. I hate having dirty floors in my house. 
69. What is the furthest you’ve ever been from home? What is this Lord of The Rings? 
70. What is the one item you can’t leave home without? My backpack. 
71. What do you like about your home? It’s hard to describe, but like the Gothy grandma vibe. .
72. What do you love about living in your neighborhood? I love the people, a lot of artsy individuals, I don't feel so weird here. 
73. If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do? I would change the fact that I wouldn’t have to drag my trash cans through my house the night before trash day. 
74. Are you a morning person or a night owl? 2020 made me a morning person, I am in bed by 10 most nights. 
75. What time do you usually get up in the morning? 5:30 or 6am 
76. What time is your usual bedtime? 10. I sleep like a rock now. 
77. What is the first thing you do when you open your eyes in the morning? I am probably reaching for my phone. 
78. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning? What my day is looking like. 
79. What is the first app you check when you wake up in the morning? Instagram. I am obsessed. I hate it. 
80. Do you usually remember your dreams in the morning? Yes they have been weird lately. 
81. What is the first time you were allowed to put on make-up? I was 11 or 12 I think, my friend did it for the first time, my mom was pissed. 
82. What is the first book you remember reading? Harry Potter, But I do recall reading Go Dog, Go. 
83. What kind of books do you like to read? I have the WEIRDEST fucking collection of books, that are a huge pain in the ass to move. I am sorry for everyone who has had to move my library. 
84. What is the last book you read? A book about women and their sex roles through history. 
85. What book are you reading at the moment? “Why does he do that?” The psychology of abusive men. 
86. What are books on your shelf that are begging to be read? I got a lot! 
87. What book do you remember as being important to you? Stargirl was super important to me growing up as a kid. 
88. What is the last film you saw? I saw Sex Drive for the first time, I loved it. 
89. What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema? I think it was the Joker. It was like back in 2019. 
90. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer? Ummmm not porn. 
91. What is the last thing you watched on TV? I am watching tarot card readings online atm. 
92. What is the strangest thing you believed as a child? I am pretty sure I could see ghosts as a kid. 
93. What is the thing you change the TV channel with? The remote, sometimes I'll refer to it as the click clack moo. 
94. What kind of car do you drive? I have a Mini Cooper, his name is Kylo Ren. 
95. What language, besides your native language, would you like to be fluent in? I am semi fluent in Russian. 
96. What male celebrity do you wish was your brother? Tom Holland. 
97. What medical conditions do you have? I am pretty sure I got some autoimmune things.  
98. What position do you sleep in? Smack dab in the middle of my bed, with my cow to my right of me. 
99. What religion will you raise your children to practice? My parents are Jewish. 
100. What was the best news you ever received? I am not sure, but I am sure i'll write a blog post about it.