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Ash Wednesday! No Cap.

1/17/2023

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No Cap. 
Written by: Ash Catcher 
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​Please stop drinking my coffee 
I am a whiny Cappy baby 
Please stop drinking my coffee 
Allow me to gaslight you daily. 

I am a pissy moody mother fucker 
I'll passively aggressivly move around all your stuff. 
And call you out on your weight. 
And follow you around town when you go on dates. 

I am spineless, because I never grew up. 
I can use your things, but fuck you and die if you touch my stuff. 
I am fully aware that I have used your coffee maker for the past 3 years. 
But I intentionally filled up our fridge with beers. 
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​I know you're having a tough go of things this holiday season. 
But stop comparing my height, for the last time I am not Indonesian. 
I am fucking always irratable because I don't have a sense of who I am. 
Oh you're gone for the night let me hit you up on your phone with spam.

The cat is sick
He is dying 
You're such an awful person 
( But don't you know I am lying) 

I'll just say things to say things 
And not back up anything when you retort back. 
I don't give a shit about your feelings I'll stick to you like plaque. 

And plague you like a disease. 
And cause you phantom pain. 
And talk shit behind your back and to your face. 
I am just a whiny baby Cap. 
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Hook; 

No Cap 
No peace
I won't leave you alone 
Even watch you when you sleep
" I literally do everything in this house." 
Bro I fucking insist please shut your mouth. 
You don't take out the trash because " gender is a construct." 
You speak in fluent gaslighting
( I really shouldn't have given you that book) 
My personality is compared to egg whites.

No Cap
No peace 
No rest 
Worst then the police. 

Fuck you your trash. 
I am the best, and your just Ash.
Our parents love me I can do no wrong. 
But in reality I am wormy and squirming forever your tag along. 

Super needy and kinda co-dependant. 
I try to put on a front. 
But your the actor in this family. 
That's why you're always gone. 

Let's keep you exhausted you're easier to manipulate. 
Wait you got 7 hrs of sleep? Uh fuck... Stop trying to immaculate (me).
I talk shit, but can't stomach it when you serve it back. 
I am just a weak ass stupid Cap. 

- Ash
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