Ash Wednesday! Lavender Coconut Coffee: "Three Very Ash Things”

Lavender Coconut Coffee: "Three Very Ash Things”
Written By: Ash Catcher

Bar soap, cucumbers, and Iced Americanos 
In my spare time I watch documentaries about Parmigiano-Reggiano.     
Squirrels seem to be my staple animal.
Mostly moving, using cash, so it is not traceable and taxable. 


Yes, that smell you smell is me. 
At this point I could get a lavender degree. 
Bar soap I am obsessed with I have way too much
Hide them in shoes, my walk-in- closet, just another way to smudge. 


My skin now is just about half way inked. 
No longer judged, just eyed up, and down I guess it's some peoples kink. 
What is that in your mouth? "A Lemon.” I responded with the rind over my teeth. 
"But isn’t that like…uh really sour?” To which I just say: “Achievement complete.” 

Plants Ash you have too many! 
Fuck you dude, I only have just about under 60. 
Your cat has overtaken your instagram, and maybe your life. 
BRB going out to get freeze dried chicken- ethical moral strifes.


Decked out in black, but you’re still blonde and ditzy. 
Adidas sporting, speed walker, gothic gypsy. 
I am sure you mean well but you keep staring. 
If I come off essentric I assure you I am not I just cannot fucking stand ordinary, and boring. 

Lavender Coconut Coffee: Three Very Ash Things
I own more than an average amount of spoon rings. 
Too many boots, about 1,000 black crop tops. 
All of a sudden rocking a pair of rainbow flip flops. 

I guess you could know me, or you think you did.
Narrow it down like that game with the squid. 
Tick off the boxes, I cannot fit into a human concepted shape. 
It has been fun, and all but I will be at the grape. 

-Ash Catcher