Written By: Ash Catcher
There are some classical and traditional things. (That I like)
Somethings you would have not guessed about me like for 10 years I summered in Colorado Springs.
Or that I exclusively only wear french perfume.
If you ask me real nicely I'll allow you into the back rooms.
Under the grounds of the airport I have frequented the most.
Stands a blue horse that if boiled down to it would make an impressive amount of coppery glucose.
And I am not really sure if you knew this or not.
But if you sell enough of yourself you may just make it into one of those California back lots.
An on running joke, or is it a conspiracy.
Whatever it is, I am sure you lack the authority.
But should you find yourself alone in the woods, especially a national park.
You'll most likely hear something scream, and something will grab you in the dark.
You will not understand, not at first, but slowly and surely you will start to rule out ghosts.
There is much more out there, I am not sorry to say but it has a bit to do with some ancestral oaths.
I think I have cracked it with the Hollywood elite.
because when it comes down to it there are a number of things.
Like why do they all seem to be in like 42401398129 places at once.
And what is with this aging backwards stuff?
And all the missing people, ( all those missing kids) getting fooled into getting college degrees.
Apparently I have no such business discussing these things.
I am sure we all believe what we see on that beautiful glowing nuclear television thing.
I'll leave you with this and then I shall go: Birds are not real there is no such thing as a left wing or a right wing.
( It is all a lie, it is all fake, made up for the entertainment of the wealthiest plasticy fakes)