Ash Wednesday! Fragile Masculinity

Fragile Masculinity 
Written By: Ash Catcher ​

I am too clumsy to be around fragile masculinity 


We do not exactly have the best report. 

But I know a little something, I think you know it and more. 

Even CEO’s drag up the recycling bins. 

My mom screams, in my head as a gemini sign she is her own literal  twin. 

Twisted, tired, tied up in knots. 

Bored the other day, I traveled to the town of Pots.

Some funny feelings I had up there 

Swore I saw someone with your same hair.  

My cat literally has the same temperament as you 

What would I give to be a little closer to some Moos. 

Not sure where this thing can go, or if I am taking up too much rental space in my head. 

No idea where I am headed these days, best to just shut up and get back to work, and look ahead. 

I am too clumsy to be around fragile masculinity. 

Shut up, eat me out,  and fix the Xfinity connection. 

Rainbow pours out of my cup

C'mon dude, enough I just want my stuff. 

Exhausted this scenery, I know everyone there is to know

I now know every bridge and borough. 

Give me a change of scenery somewhere with lots of trees. 

Finally coming off my high, now I just got the munchies