Consortium Co- Op Flip Flop. Written By: Ash Catcher I do not want to get married. I have never not once dreamed of my wedding. I have been on my own since I was 17 and that doesn't seem very fiscally responsible to me. I want to build a fucking empire. But my habit has teeth. and they are fucking nawing at me raw tonight. I hate 2 player videogames because I like to be uncooperative as fuck. Think of it as a sort of consortium Co - Op / Flip Flop. No thanks, I'll just read a book solo. Just trying to tread water, not trying to reach anymore karmic low lows. I want to take all the gender norms in my family and toss them in the nearest bin, I want to unearth the shredder- an appliance I am convinced only Gen X owns.
I want to tear everything apart. I want to explain to my parents and grandparents that to get ahead in this world you can't just have one avenue of income, you need to adapt. I would have made a terrible child bride- way too much chaos- still too much chaos. That poor dude wouldn't know what hit him. If I am on edge grandma I am sorry I just paid rent and my credit card off in one day forgive me for the sullen stares at dinner. I have not eaten meat at this table since I was 11. I never dreamed of my wedding- what a costly dream my brain does not have the budget for those kinds of dreams. We prefer the cryptic dark cyber shit, not happy to sign your fortune away. I want to build something but I am not about to put a price on my freedom and sanity. I would have to abduct and chuck some pretty ingrained habits of mine- and you want to talk about sacrifices- well fuck your fantasy grandkids your relationship with your real kids are just that much rooted in pure fantasy. Imagine having to speak to you out of obligations. I am not going to sit and pretend to look the other way while you try and ruin another generation of people with your generational curses and trauma. - Ash
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