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"Rural Oregon. Tuesday. In September" and "A Mind Without a Bird" by Theresa Hamman

11/5/2018

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Here are two poems by the very talented, Theresa Hamman. We don't know why she would insult such great pieces of art by displaying them in a venue as shoddy as ours but we're sure glad she did and think that you will be, too. Thanks again for your submissions, Theresa! Maybe we should retitle this page "Atomic Flypaper," because we'd like the talented writers to stick around. (That's probably enough out of me, now.)
-Todd


Rural Oregon. Tuesday.  In September


Someone is burning garbage in a barrel.
The odor mingles with bacon, cut grass, roses.

An early breeze
lifts the edges of the table cloth.

The cat rolls
in a sunspot on the carpet,
a black bowling ball with yellow-eyed finger holes.  

Out back
a doe munches an apple near the creek bank.

After such a dry summer, the creek is rocks.

The girls chatter
about clothes or boys

they drown out CNN.

My father calls from Arizona,
“We are under attack.  Is your T.V. on?”

My girls flank me.

The dawn,
shining through the crystal candy dish,
detonates a kaleidoscope on the living room wall.

Outside
the doe leaps over the creek and bolts into the forest.

My father, “We are at war.”

The cat
in her sunspot, nothing makes her happier. ​
A Mind Without a Bird

The coffee brews
whether I’m awake or not.

And I am never awake.

The Robin
perched atop the spruce
declares morning.

I become scarce--

nowhere near
young or open
or found.

The mirror’s bloom,
this old face,
this gray plumage.

The Robin sings
her strong language
of air
for the breathless.

I am weary of her lyric.

My cloistered mind
always jumps
to cursing.

The coffee brews.

I become--

A crooked finger,
A short arm,
An aching bone.

A mind
without a bird.

Theresa Hamman is a poet from La Grande, Oregon. Her poems can be found in the following: The Tower Journal, Oregon East, basalt, The Paddock Review, Red Savina Review and Nailed. She holds an MFA in poetry from Eastern Oregon University and is currently in the process of earning her MA in Literature from Mercy College in New York.  Her first poetry chapbook collection, All Those Lilting Tongues was published in September 2018 and is available from Finishing Line Press.


Here links to my social media pages:
https://www.facebook.com/tess1063
https://www.instagram.com/hammantheresa/
https://twitter.com/theresa_hamman
https://www.linkedin.com/in/theresa-hamman-19114275/


Here are links to my book's online bookstore pages:
https://www.finishinglinepress.com/product/all-those-lilting-tongues-by-theresa-hamman/


https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1635346851/ref=x_gr_w_bb?ie=UTF8&tag=x_gr_w_bb-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=1635346851&SubscriptionId=1MGPYB6YW3HWK55XCGG2


https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/all-those-lilting-tongues-theresa-hamman/1129587391;jsessionid=138E0E50E16306D95B9AA00D5A349253.prodny_store02-atgap18?ean=9781635346855&st=AFF&2sid=Goodreads,%20Inc_2227948_NA&sourceId=AFFGoodreads,%20Inc


https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/41966041-all-those-lilting-tongues
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Served by A. R. Yngve

11/5/2018

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Thanks to A.R. Yngve for sharing our first short fiction piece to post--hope you enjoy it as much as we do!


"We're all out of chicken," said the manager.
            "Any rat left?" asked the cook.
            "Had one in the fridge and I gave it to my family."
            "Damn."
           "We could go looking for dogs."
            "Forget it. They run too fast."
          The cook started to peel potatoes over the sink. "There's got to be something we haven't tried yet."
          The manager looked out the window. The sky was still dark from the fallout caused by the war. Then he brightened up. "We haven't served Invader."
            The cook turned to look over his shoulder and made a grimace. "They smell."
           "But what can we do? The bastards killed all our livestock, all our poultry. The war is over and our customers are screaming for meat, meat, meat."
          The cook stopped peeling and gave the manager a serious look. "Give me a day or two to think about this. And bring me an invader carcass, a fresh one."
          "Sure," said the manager. "They don't rot like animal corpses, so there's plenty to go around."

       A week later, the cook approached the manager with a sheet. "I've got some ideas for a new menu. Tell me what you think."
          The manager read the sheet:

MARIOSTO'S RESTAURANT & CAFÉ
- OUR NEW SPRING MENU -

Appetizers:


Invader Soup
Invader Slices on Toast
Invader Pickles
Invader Shepherd's Pie

Main Course (salad included):

Invader Fricassée
Invader Steak
Invader Burger

Children's Menu:

Fried Invader Meatballs
Each child gets a FREE Bouncy Dried Invader Eyeball

Dessert:

Invader in Syrup Sauce

"Sounds good... but have you actually made any of these courses? Say, what's that smell?" The manager sniffed and his stomach rumbled.
            "Try some," said the cook and gave him a plate of Invader Pie and Pickles.
           After he had wiped his mouth, the manager smiled. "You've saved us, Luigi! This is delicious!" He had second thoughts. "What about health issues?"
        The cook shrugged. "I got the smell out of the meat by adding lots of vinegar, but there's a catch." His skin had started to turn a shade of green. "Eating Invader makes your skin change color, and you develop a taste for insects."
           The manager scratched himself. "We could use makeup, I suppose."
           "I suppose." A fly buzzed through the kitchen and they both looked hungrily at it.
          On the TV screen in the corner, a news broadcast announced that the Invaders had officially been defeated, and that the President would address the world within a few hours. "At last," said the voice from the TV set, "we have won."

Find A.R. Yngve on  Twitter and Instagram! Check out his books and book trailers too! Find his interview with us here.


A.R.Yngve's official website:
http://aryngve.com

A.R.Yngve's books on Amazon 
(NOTE: "Served" is featured in my short story collection THE FLATTERED PLANET, also for sale on Amazon): 
https://www.amazon.com/A.-R.-Yngve/e/B075K8BSWT/

A.R.Yngve's Instagram feed:
https://www.instagram.com/aryngve/
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