Ash Wednesday! Ash’s Ketchup: Who Died and Deemed Condiments Communal?

Hey guys! Happy Wednesday! Let’s play Ketchup: 
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So some cool stuff has been happening to me, and it’s not what you’re thinking! I have an art show this friday! I am actually super stoked about it. It is at The art Parlor, up in Frenchtown NJ, at 6pm. It's a tribute to death, and all that halloween spooky season weather. I am not sure about you but anytime I am not working I am cuddled up on the couch watching something scary. Tis the season!  Anyway I wanted to take this opportunity to post some updates. 

Monday marked my 2nd full year abstaining from alcohol. I got to say I not only feel amazing for achieving that but that was something I wasn’t really aware I was struggling with until I, well, actually acknowledged it. I have a lot of friends who are doing Sober October, and I think that is fantastic. But like at that point you have a month under your belt, fuck it go for 2 or 5 or 6 or just quit forever. There are some things that you just need to learn to stay away from. That's being an adult yo. 
So I wrote a short piece about how important it is to drink water, and whatnot: Enjoy! 

Just drink water, it doesn't turn you into an asshole

​-Ash 



Hydro- Glitchics. 

I take you around the whole town, 
And when I forget you I feel all down. 
Groggy foggy, I don't feel so good. 
It’s not because of the lack of food. 

No, I know what it is! 
I forgot my hydro flask at work. 
The last time it happened I fucking went berserk. 
I made it home, then turned around. 

Because I think I like the suction sound. 
The water flowing down my throat, 
I try my best not to choke. 
At the party, or at work. 
My hydro flask makes me feel like not a jerk. 

It’s my sign, and I love it so.  
When I don't drink water I feel super low. 
Eating is fine, it’s just okay. 
I guess this feeling is here to stay. 

Ash Catcher